for the girl on the moon

How do you do?    Was that your jar of mayonnaise?    My name is Pita. Hi.

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

(via niquemarielove)

— 2 weeks ago with 642675 notes
"at this time last year
i was a mess and i feel
like a mess again"
A messy haiku - jw (via spittingpebbles)

(via incubeau)

— 2 weeks ago with 60050 notes
moonbrains:

holy shit alex turner?? this is too much

moonbrains:

holy shit alex turner?? this is too much

(Source: colourcheeks)

— 2 weeks ago with 1082 notes
Other people:wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me:wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
— 2 weeks ago with 876797 notes