for the girl on the moon

How do you do?    Was that your jar of mayonnaise?    My name is Pita, i like to pee while i sing.Hi.

News in Britain:Stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in Canada:Moose on the loose downtown
News in America:Cannibal eats man's face
Britain:wat.
News in America:Man throws intestines at police
Britain:wat
News in America:Man eats roommate's heart and brain
News in Canada:Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
Britain:Shit Canada.
America:You fucked up.
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eyeburfi2:

Two myna birds, Mughal, North India, c. 1620. Via the Ashmolean

eyeburfi2:

Two myna birds, Mughal, North India, c. 1620. Via the Ashmolean

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beautilation:

07 was an amazing year for runway

beautilation:

07 was an amazing year for runway

(Source: fading-frost)

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feralcatbox:

She was combing her long tresses. The Story of Peter Pan (1926 edition) illustrated by Alice B. Woodward.

feralcatbox:

She was combing her long tresses. The Story of Peter Pan (1926 edition) illustrated by Alice B. Woodward.

(Source: blueruins, via kkonstance)

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wallacegardens:

Purple Pitcher Plant (with frog), aka Side-Saddle Flower. Native to the eastern U.S., Great Lakes. and Southeastern Canada. A carnivorous plant. (Illustration 1875) 

wallacegardens:

Purple Pitcher Plant (with frog), aka Side-Saddle Flower. Native to the eastern U.S., Great Lakes. and Southeastern Canada. A carnivorous plant. (Illustration 1875) 

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adessolei:

minchia le cazzate mondiali.

adessolei:

minchia le cazzate mondiali.

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